MARGARET: Well hello young man. Good to see this place is being kept clean, but still looks menacing huh? (High laughter)
INSPECTOR LEE: (exasperated) Mrs. Robinson, may I ask what it is you are doing here? (lower voice) again?
MARGARET: O I’m here about the prize money of course. It’s all over the news deary, and I just thought I could do with that. Well you see, my poor whiskers she needs some surgery and I can’t pay out of my pension –
INSPECTOR LEE: (sternly) Mrs. Robinson! This is a serious matter, we’re not a charity! If you have –
MARGARET: (Sobs quietly – sniffles panting, blows her nose loudly, drinks water loudly)
MARGARET: (Sniffles) O no, no! I heard the news, o no, you said if I saw, if I only saw, and I saw, I just saw
INSPECTOR LEE: (strained voice which then turns to anger) Mrs. Robinson! This is an investigation for pities sake!
MARGARET: (Hysterical crying) O no! Whiskers! Whiskers surgery!
INSPECTOR LEE: (strained calm tone) Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson?!
MARGARET: (Crying has stopped) Call me Margaret
INSPECTOR LEE: Okay, Margaret, did you see anything on the night of August 27th at nine fifty five on the –
MARGARET: (Excited) O yes! Yes I did! I saw something! I came in to say I saw something!
INSPECTOR LEE: And what is that Mrs – Margret?
MARGARET: (sniffling) Well my cat whisker of course. Her tail was trodden on at precisely 10:15 I am sure of it, I know that only a killer would do something like that! Only a killer! It had to be him!
INSPECTOR LEE: (rising anger) Mrs – Margret if you did not see anything at the corner of Saint Mary Axe, on the 27th of August at nine fifty five! Then I’m sorry, I cannot help you!
MARGARET: (Angrily) Well I never! I should file a complaint against you Leonard, after all my taxes have paid! I have never been thus –
INSPECTOR LEE: Jonny!
FX: Door swings open as Jonny enters. He places a hand gently on Margaret pulling her up gently. Margaret rises swiftly and the chair is violently scrapped against the surface of the floor as she leaves. A stomping of her heels, Jonny puts a hand on her again to help but she struggles away from him, sounds of struggling can be heard as Margaret tries to free herself of Jonny.
MARGRET: (Angrily) Hey! Unhand me! Unhand me at once!
JONNY: (Strained voice, softly spoken) Mrs Robinson please let’s just…
INSPECTOR LEE: (Sternly) Margret! Well you please co-operate –
MARGRET: (Hysterical indignation) Call me Mrs. Robinson! Hey! I said unhand me!
FX: Jonny lets go of her she storms out ahead of him – he follows her. Two sets of footsteps can be heard. The Door swings open and closed.
INSPECTOR LEE: (sighs then yawns loudly, mumbles) She gets crazier with every visit